I know this is a Beck blog but screw it, Wounded Cougar–the greatest band of all-time–Beck even thinks so*–has t-shirts for sale, and you need one.
 http://woundedcougar.bigcartel.com/product/eye-patch-bikinis-white-t-shirt
 Also, buy their CD here:
http://cdbaby.com/cd/woundedcougar
It’s the holiday season! WUCU your friends and family with these gifts. The more you buy, the more likely the band will be to record a second album!
 *He hasn’t said this, but can you prove he disagrees?