Leave your razors at the door
Leave your switchblades and your daggers
Your slings and arrows
Pocket knives, your pistols and your swords
Your battle axe, machine gun, Uzi and AKs
Your crossbows, your guillotine, bazookas, machetes
Your nunchuk, warhead, saber, pike
Boomerang, musket, can of mace
Harpoon, spike, ninja star
Cannon, rifles, sally rod!

Don't bring that razor in here
Don't bring that razor in here
Don't need that razor, ya hear?
Don't need that razor, my dear
Got plenty of razors in here