Arabian Nights
By: Beck Hansen
Written by: Beck Hansen

Version Of: Arabian Nights

This Version:
Bazookas and fisticuffs
Meditating in Porsches
98-karat stickshift
Chinatown late night meals
Alfonzo giving me a backrub
2pm lazer bizzaginal rejuvenation
Triple album project
Detonatin' tracks like these
Magnums and Barettas
Part-time hostages at pottery classes
Blind date at the wax museum
Norwegian hockey players
Passed out in government limos
Prime ministers with cryogenic faces
Louis Vuitton suitcases
Autographs and paid vacations
Divorce papers and synthetic lubrications
Playing you like top-40 stations
Ah you know the deal
Arabian nights, white satellites
Voodoo is tight like sleek diamond ice

Airbrushed memories strewn like
Pamphlets into thick Mississippis
Time-lapse footage of duct tape lies
Animal frequencies piercing deoderized nerves
Cosmetic procedures on the cartilage of apocalypse
Mannequin tycoons with airport piano bar mystiques
Remodeling conjugal amaracus
Flexing like suburban Spartacus
Getting smacked up by unemployed hand models
Running out into traffic with Beaujolais bottles
Arabian nights, white satellites
Voodoo is tight, like sleek diamond ice