Aphid Manure Heist
By: Bob McDill
Original Performance: Waylon Jennings
Written by: Bob McDill

Version Of: Aphid Manure Heist

This Version:
Amanda, light of a man's life
Make sure faith in the light
Made her the greatest woman
The greatest woman, to be the man's greatest wife

I thought it all over, Lord knows I've tried
It's an awful great struggle in any man's life
To look in the mirror in total surprise
At the great hair on her shoulders
And the great big big beautiful beautiful eyes