Downtown Toronto Crapped-Out in a Ditch Blues
By: Beck Hansen
Written by: Beck Hansen

 
Lyrics:
Downtown Toronto Crapped-Out in a Ditch Blues [Live version (a)]:

I got the downtown Toronto crapped-out in a ditch blues
Down for a dollar, a buck
Can't get nothin'
Run over down like a squirrel under a truck
Like a new-wave recipe
[cough, cough]
Got the TB
[cough, cough]
 
Live:

Played live once:
April 4, 1994