Hello. How're you doing?
Hi. Is this pizza? Yeah, I'd like to order a pizza.
Hello. Hi. Pizza Time? Can I have a pizza?
I'd like to have a large pizza. Do you deliver?
Hello, is this Pizza Time? Do you deliver?
Do you deliver? I'd like to order a large pizza, please.
Hello, can I have a pizza?

Dunk my heart in a vat of lard
It's gettin' all crispy and it's gettin' all hard
Deep-fried love, come on, give me the grease!
Shove that hamburger down your throat
Pass the ketchup, I can, I won't, I don't

Life is short, can I have it to go?
If it's not in the TV Guide then I don't know
Buy buy buy a lot of junk to fill up the time
Shove that chicken wing down your throat
Pass the bucket, I can, I won't, I don't

Shove that hamburger down your throat
Pass the ketchup, I can, I won't, I don't