From August 17, 2002 (Philadelphia, PA)

See, I went to the land of bossa nova last year. I went to Rio. That place is pretty aggressive. It's not laidback, it's not how you'd think—bossa nova, laidback, the girl from Ipanema, long beach—that place is hard.

Cause the people want that and this and that and this and this and that and that
And people just want to rock out
We played a gig down there, but the people just wanted Guns N Roses...which they got
Guns N Roses rocking in the land of bossa nova
Take me down to the paradise city where the grass is green and the girls are pretty
Won't you take me down?
Right now I just feel like doin' a Guns N Roses medley
Oh oh sweet child o' mine
I'm gettin' kind of a Axl Rose bossanova feelin' goin'!
Welcome to the jungle, baby, you're gonna diiiiieee!
Shhhhh. (That's all I need to do from that song, that's the best part.) Shhhhhh.
Where do we goooo now?
Just gonna groove on this for a minute
Oh yea yea yea, let's see what this drum machine can do
Let's see how fast we can make Smokey dance