By: Beck Hansen
Written by: Beck Hansen

Version Of: 8.4.82

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Today is August 4, 1982
We were really bored and
There was some dead animals we played with
There was a weed-whacker
We stole two of 'em
The cop car was on fire
My friend Scott, he was running
And he slipped on a Twinkie
And his nose was covered with blood
Security helicoptor shot a spotlight
Somebody pulled their pants d-