Que onda Jose?
Que onda Jose?

See the Vegetable Man
In the Vegetable Van
With a horn that's honking
Like a mariachi band
In the middle of the street
People gather around
Put the dollar-dollar-dollar in the can
Ay wey, que onda?
TJ cowboys hang around
Sleeping in the sidewalk
With a Burger King crown
Never wake 'em up
Mas cerveza
Till the rooster crows
Vatos vergallos
Que onda guero?
Que onda guero?
Que onda guero?
Que onda guero?

Mano blancos roll with crowbars
Sing rancheras on cheap guitars
Abuelitas with plastic bags
Walking to the church with the Spanish candles
Dirty borracho says 'que putas!'
Andaley, Joto, your popsicle is melting
Run better run, da doo run run
Mara Salvatrucha in the midnight sun
Guero, where are you going?
Que onda guero?
Guero, where are you going?
Que onda guero?

Rampart boys with loaded rifles
Guatemalan soccer ball instant replays
Mango ladies, vendedoras at a bus stop
Sing a banda macho chorus

Que onda guero?
A donde vayas
Que onda guero?
A donde vayas

Que ??? es ese?
Alla en la en Pico
La Pico y Vermont
Hey vamos a jugar futbol hay en el Griffith Park
Hey Lacoro
Yeah now I'm going to LACC, man
I'm taking a ceramics class
See the Vegetable Man in the Vegetable Van
James Joyce
Michael Bolton!!!

Que onda guero
Hey where are you going?
Que onda guero
Hey where are you going?

Hey what's up guero?
"You doing pushups?"
No te veo guero!
El guero!
Que Pasa
Otra vero guero
I dunno I saw a puppet at Tang's
with a mullet and a popsicle.

Hey Guero
Que locura!
Chico

Hey Guero
Yeah Bro?
Hehehe, footlong?
Let's go to Cap'n Cork.
They have the new Yanni cassette