(From August 26 2002 version)

My body's telling me yes!
But my mind is telling me no!
I don't want to hurt nobody
There ain't nothin' wrong with a little bump n' grind
There ain't nothin' wrong with a little bump n' grind
There ain't nothin' wrong with a little bump n' grind

Bump n' grind in the cities and the street
Michael McDonald haircuts in the streets tonight
Ain't nothin' wrong with a little bump n' grind

Had a job working for the city in the week
Packed up my tools in my truck
And I headed out for the country
Killing lots of little animals with my big gun
Feeling free, feeling like a man should
In the weekend, ooh ooh
Ain't nothin' wrong

Sally was a little girl who was working on the east side
She had a haircut that she bought last Tuesday night
Holidays, working overtime at the pharmacy
Who cares?  I'm gonna buy a greeting card from her

Ain't nothin' wrong with a little grind
I like to grind and then bump
But you can bump and grind, if you want!