Acid casualty with a repossessed car
Vietnam vet playing air guitar
It's just the shitkickin' speedtakin'
Truckdrivin' neighbors downstairs
Yeah

Whiskey-stained bucktoothed backwoods creep
Grizzly bear motherfucker never goes to sleep
It's just the shitkickin' speedtakin'
Truckdrivin' neighbors downstairs
Yeah

Belly-floppin' naked in a pool of yellow sweat
Screaming jack-ass with a wet cigarette
It's just the shitkickin' speedtakin'
Truckdrivin' neighbors downstairs
Oh my goodness

Ooooh, ooooh

Psychotic breakdown, double-edged axe
Growing hair like a shag rug on their greasy back
It's just the shitkickin' speedtakin'
Truckdrivin' neighbors downstairs
Oh my goodness

Come on honey, feel the grease
The beast is grease
Come on honey, feel the grease
Oh my goodness, come on honey
Feel the grease, ah yeah
Come on lay it on me