Put whiskey in the gas tank, put blood on the wheel
I got a chaw of tobacco and I'm down with the deal
Well, I know that I'm loaded and I'm out of my mind
I got to make it to Texas to see that woman of mine

Now my face is all bloodshot and there's a stain on my shirt
If I don't make it to Fort Worth, someone's bound to get hurt
Yeah, no no I'm loaded and I'm out of my mind
I got to make it to Texas to see that woman of mine

Well, I blew out the engine down in Abilene
And I got on a school bus, I started revvin' that thing
Yeah you know that I'm loaded, yeah I'm out of my mind
I got to make it to Texas to see that woman of mine