It's a cold ass fashion when she stole my passion
It's an everlasting, it's a ghettoblasting
On the wonder wheel, I let my thunder peel
I made an effort to get just what I deserve

I got all maxed out, I got faxed some doubt
It was jumping around, she was a-never coming down
In the thick of a trick, I couldn't take my pick
Between a slimy first, it's as clear as the dawn (?!) [see below]
I'll take you hoffy!

Now I'm rolling in sweat with a loaf of cold bread
And a taco in my jeans
On the mantle she glides, she's got such ugly thighs
I got taken by surprise with a plate of flaming noodles, ohh

It's a cold ass fashion when she stole my passion
It's an everlasting, it's a ghetto-blasting
On the wonder wheel, I let my thunder peel
I made an effort to get just what I deserve