[from February 26, 2002 version]

Beck spoken: There was times when being together was fun
And there was times when being apart was more fun
And there was times when there was nothing but time
And that was no fun

Beck: Well the man just let me out and I think it's Monday morning
There's a taste here in my mouth and it tastes like Monday morning
If I'm tasting my own mouth and if it's Monday morning
Well I should be doing fine if I can get you off my mind
And if it's Monday morning

Eddie Vedder: Well my eyes are a little blurred for a Monday morning
You're leaving town, I've heard, if it's Monday morning
So goodbye is another word for a Monday morning
But I could be doing fine if I could get you off my mind
And if it's Monday morning

Beck and Eddie: Won't someone help me quick? I'm down, I'm feeling sick
There's just too much of my head that is showing
God, if you won't help me, then help me help me
'Cause I'm not exactly sure where I'm going

Mike Ness: Hi Beck! Hi Eddie! I love you!
Well I guess I should go home if it's Monday morning
There's a taste here in my mouth and it tastes like Monday morning
And I'll probably get lost if it's Monday morning
Then I'll think I'm doin' fine, but if you're on my mind
Come next Monday morning

all: If it's Monday morning
If it's Monday morning
If it's Monday morning
If it's Monday morning...