Gorgeous Georgie [Version (a)]:

Gorgeous Georgie had his way with all the dames
They were staring at his end zone
No sugar for William, the vultures shut him down
See him swearing, I'm not caring
I'm just drilling holes in
This was a ??

Poor old Jethro nailed down to his job
See him sweating, not forgetting
You're not with him
You're cruising with the bad kids in town
I'm not telling, lies you're shelling
We are Bismarck, Ohio
Ain't it just like ??

It's not the way you do
It's not the way you do
It's not the wave you threw
It's not the wave you threw

Poor poor Ginger, she makes an appearance again
She is sleeping with my cousin
He's down with soft rap
A snip snip bad trip left him alone
He's waiting outside to make her his bride
She left him with your brother
And a manager named Clyde
So long for a semi-moronic haze

You drive and form the dust
You drive and form the dust
You drive and form the dust
You drive and form the dust
You drive and form the dust
You drive and form the dust